someone needs to get this and put it up on the ftp.

the pet store was selling them for 5 cents a piece. found this odd since they were usually a couple of thousand each. i decided to not look a gift horse in the mouth. i bought 200. i like monkeys. i took my 200 monkeys home. i have a big car. i let one [...]

that’s awesome. i miss the silent laugh.

a dude charging down the street dodging trolly track cars and people. sweat pants, gnarly unkept goatee. oversized unbuttoned flannel shirt and looks to be well into his mid thirties. in his………..hands a football. on his feet……………rollerblades. me laughing my ass off to the point of crying on the street. you all know that silent [...]